Flat White Martini

The Flat White Martini is what happens when a proper bar has a respectful nod to a good coffee machine and a reckless disregard for sensible bedtimes. Fresh espresso, smooth vodka, a kiss of coffee liqueur, and just enough creamy silkiness to make you think you’re being looked after, while quietly nudging you towards a second round. It’s rich without being heavy, caffeinated without being shouty, and smoother than my excuses for not going home early.

Imagine your favourite flat white putting on a tuxedo, learning some questionable dance moves, and staying out far later than it promised. That’s this drink. Comforting, dangerous, and suspiciously easy to drink, like a sofa that occasionally whispers “just one more”.

Perfect for early evenings that accidentally become late nights, conversations that suddenly get very profound, and anyone who thinks coffee should mind its own business and stick to mornings. Spoiler: it absolutely shouldn’t.