Espresso Martini

The Espresso Martini is a sharp suit, a firm handshake, and a raised eyebrow all in one glass. Fresh espresso, clean vodka, and coffee liqueur, shaken until it’s wearing a proper crema like it means business. It’s bold, slick, and gloriously to the point — no chocolatey distractions, no creamy comforts, just coffee doing what coffee does best, but with alcohol quietly egging it on from the sidelines.

It tastes like confidence with a caffeine problem. Smooth, punchy, and dangerously convincing, the sort of drink that makes you think you’re absolutely fine for another round, another conversation, another terrible idea. I’ve watched it turn “just one” into “how is it closing time already?” more times than I’ve watched a soundcheck unravel.

Perfect for late starts, second winds, and anyone who enjoys their cocktails lean, elegant, and slightly menacing. A classic for a reason — efficient, energising, and entirely unbothered by your plans for an early night.