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A Funny Thing Happened to Me Tonight

Many years ago, some time not long after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena, I got a prod in the side. This prod came in the direction of a man who had the look of someone who'd been out on the tiles all night long and forgotten where he'd put his house keys. 

Leaning full stretch over the barrier toward me, the words "Do you know what all these knobs do?" meandered out of his mouth. Looking at the sound desk under my control and then back at him I replied in the affirmative. "Oh," he says a little deflated in his speech, "I thought it would be like driving a plane. There's all these knobs and buttons, surly the pilot doesn't know what they all do?"

If there's anything I've learnt in my time on this ball of rock it's never to argue with a drunkard! Reminding him that I wasn't a pilot and I wouldn't know how to get around a cockpit but I was very sure I knew what all the knobs and buttons do, he thanked me. I still have no idea what he was thanking me for...

 

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Soft, comfortable and easy to wear, our Tee is made from 100% Cotton. The classic boat neck style makes this relaxed fit tee a wardrobe essential.

This T-Shirt is designed to have a relaxed fit and fits true to size so take your normal size.

For the true Roadie look why not wear with black jeans or some cargo shorts?

At A Glance

  • 165g Jersey Cotton
  • 100% Cotton
  • Crew Neck
  • Relaxed Fit
  • High-Quality Detailing

SIZE GUIDE

SMLXLXXLXXXL
To Fit Chest (inches)39.541.5444750.553.5
To Fit Chest (cm)100106112120128136

Care Instructions

Wash at 30C, hang to dry. Iron on a low heat. DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.

Many years ago, some time not long after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena, I got a prod in the side. This prod came in the direction of a man who had the look of someone who'd been out on the tiles all night long and forgotten where he'd put his house keys. 

Leaning full stretch over the barrier toward me, the words "Do you know what all these knobs do?" meandered out of his mouth. Looking at the sound desk under my control and then back at him I replied in the affirmative. "Oh," he says a little deflated in his speech, "I thought it would be like driving a plane. There's all these knobs and buttons, surly the pilot doesn't know what they all do?"

If there's anything I've learnt in my time on this ball of rock it's never to argue with a drunkard! Reminding him that I wasn't a pilot and I wouldn't know how to get around a cockpit but I was very sure I knew what all the knobs and buttons do, he thanked me. I still have no idea what he was thanking me for...

 

DELIVERY

This is an overview of our shipping and returns policies. For more detail, please head over to our main Delivery and Returns page.

DELIVERY OVERVIEW

ZoneTime
(Business Days)
Cost
United Kingdom (Including Non-Mainland)1 - 7Free - £9.95
Europe5 - 21From £8
United States and Canada14 - 21From £7.50
Rest of World 7 – 28From £30

For more detail please see our main Delivery & Returns page

FREE SHIPPING

Mainland and NI UK customers receive free shipping when spending over £20.
European Zone 1 customers receive free shipping on orders of £60 and over.
European Zone 2 customers receive free shipping on orders of £100 and over.
Worldwide Customers receive free shipping on orders of £250 and over.

SHIPPING SPECIALS

United States and Canada
Shipping rates start at £15. If you spend over £65 then the rate drops to £7.50

All Pre-Orders get Free Worldwide Shipping.

TRACKED SHIPPING

All our shipping comes with tracked shipping as standard. You will receive an email with your tracking code and courier info once your order has been dispatched.

SUPER SONIC SHIPPING

Why not upgrade to our Super Sonic Shipping? For £9.95 you can receive your order tomorrow. Even if tomorrow is Saturday.

*Not included on Balance Delivery items, and doesn't include Sundays.

BALANCED SHIPPING

Some of our products have very special lead times. This means that some items will take a little longer to be dispatched. Balanced shipping items aren't available for next day delivery.

RETURNS

FREE RETURNS

Yep, Free Returns. Please email returns@audioarchitect.co where you'll get an automated response telling you how to print off and return the item.

CHANGED YOUR MIND

It's fine to change your mind. I do it all the time. You can return your item within 14 days of purchase for a refund. Please check our full Terms and Conditions on on Delivery and Returns page.

EXCHANGE

It’s totally possible to exchange any items. Please email us before returning any items you’d like to have exchanged at this email address customerservice@audioarchitect.co. T&C's apply.

REFUNDS

Refunds will be processed within 14 days of receiving them provided that Audio Architect Apparel receive the item in the condition it was when it was delivered to you. More details on the Delivery and Returns page.

FAULTY ITEM?

Shit happens but we're here to help. If you think your item is faulty, please contact us at customerservice@audioarchitect.co within 28 days of your purchase.

ETHICS AND DNA

One of the founding principles of Audio Architect Apparel was to look at the way we treat our environment and the people who are involved in the making of our clothing.

There is a journey with Audio Architect Apparel and we want you to come along with it. Coming from a live music background, Dave Swallow, has toured the world and seen how the music industry can contribute to a lot of waste. So now it's time to reverse that waste. 

From where we source our fabrics, who we work with and how and where our manufacture happens. Not forgetting of course, how our finished garments reaches your wardrobe.

There's more we can do and we are striving to make Audio Architect Apparel a more considerate company every single day.

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